Thursday, May 04, 2006

stop!!!!!!

look out for those canadians. they may be coming over the border. as the debate over ill-legal immigrants heats up, and our border control to the south of us makes news. we are forgetting about the border to the north. do we really want 'those' people coming into the u.s.? taking away our jobs? no we don't. so thank the creator that canada is beefing up it's border control. better canadian/u.s. border security i don't know about you, but i feel better.

now when i go over to canada to gamble, i will be greeted by armed canadian guards. grrrrrrreeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaatttttttt. forget about bringing back any cuba cigars. you'll get shot. we thought that having a passport was going to be a bitch. the american giving you the stink eye as you went into canada. like they are saying to you "why are you going over there to gamble? detroit is behind you." that is exactly why i'm going to canada. to get away from detroit. the only good thing to come out of detroit is hockey. go wings. but i digress....

canada wants to buy more "up to date and combat ready equipment..." what? i'm no world history buff, but what the hell has canada done in terms of war? other than the french and indian war in the seventeen hundreds.

you've been warned...

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wolverine was in WW2...and I think Puck might have been too...

5:17 AM  
Blogger Mr Big Ring said...

Canada has one of the most feared and manliest sound military outfits in the world, Princess Priscilla’s Canadian Light Infantry. Just the though of the Princess brigade will keep me from crossing the border to gamble.

9:43 AM  

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